No Coffee At Capitol

American democracy is crisis today. At the US senate, Cups Coffee Shop’s coffee machine is busted.

A sign on the door reads, “Due to machine failure, all brewed coffees (regular, decaf, flavored) and hot teas are unavailable. Please try a cappuccino, latte, americano or any other espresso drinks. Sorry for the inconvenience. Cups.”

Cup's has a reputation as the only place to get a good cup of coffee in the senate. Aides are said to be lost, with no backup plan for alternative coffee sources in place.